What is your favorite word?
What is your least favorite word?
What turns you on?
Intelligence and red hair
What turns you off?
Ignorance and inconsideration
What sound or noise do you love?
A child laughing
What sound or noise do you hate?
A child screaming
What is your favorite curse word?
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
Professor of anthropology
What profession would you absolutely not like to participate in?
If Heaven exists what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
“Thank goodness you’re back! I need a pee break.”