What is your favorite word?
What is your least favorite word?
What turns you on?
I could go on all day, but I can’t imagine who’d want to know!
What turns you off?
People who are rude, mean, uncaring, overly demanding, impolite.
What sound or noise do you love?
I love to hear my wife’s voice when she’s just waking up. She always sounds so happy to greet the day.
What sound or noise do you hate?
Dogs barking for long periods of time. I hate it when a dog is clearly distressed and is just left to his own devices.
What is your favorite curse word?
Ahh…so many! I curse like a stevedore!
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
I’m good with what I’ve got.
What profession would you absolutely not like to participate in?
Politics or dog-fighting. Close call <s>.
If Heaven exists what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
“You should see the look on your face!”